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The Zoe Quinn Experience The Zoe Quinn Experience

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I've never seen anything like this. A true social commentary on what flash games could be. There's nothing stopping great stories from being created, even if they have no gameplay, or longevity. As Zoe Quinn would say, "Great job. I made an equally uninspiring flash game. My game had about as much content as yours, Vertyx. But the difference between you and me, is that I cheated." And you know what, Zoe is right. I say we greenlight this game, and find someone to sleep with Kotaku. Let's get a rich guy to pay IGN, and create DLC sponsored by IGN. Hell, get EA in on this, and add daily quest microtransactions. Maybe, just maybe, this game is the second coming of jesus.

"10/10, could have been better" -IGN

"I loved the gameplay. Simplistic, yet deep" -Rock Paper Shotgun

"Video Games aren't about gameplay. There are social problems in this world that can be brought to light through games like this" -Some Pansexual Snowflake on Twitter

"A master peace" -20max14

I think we've seen GOTY material. Hell, I don't know why you don't have a donation page so I can donate $2,000 shekels a month to you.

In short, I think I love you Vertyx, and since it's kind of hard to communicate here, maybe we can talk over email?

"sure" -Zoe Quinn

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Vertyx responds:

Your review is great, but
>I think I love you

I was not ready for this

I have no donation page because it's a game I made in like five hours or something. I'll put up a site for myself and a donation game when I make actual video games.

Grandma's Cheese Grandma's Cheese

Rated 5 / 5 stars


the Cheese is... Drugs?

Bumble Bee Bumble Bee

Rated 4 / 5 stars


to onionsXD, it got daily feature not because he is tom's brother, because you dont realize how slow newgrounds was back in 2001, and for the type of program you'd be using in 2001, this would be good.

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Express Yourself Darnell Express Yourself Darnell

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I don't care what you think, this is a cool movie.

It was cool.

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NinjuhBoyBLU responds:

hahaha thanks for the complement.

Koden X Prologue Part 1 Koden X Prologue Part 1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


If you are so good at animating, why do you make the talking scenes so painful to watch? I can actually see where you were going with the beginning part of the movie, but the director or animator, didn't cut it short enough, in my opinion, and it really does piss off the watcher that they wasted like, 5 minutes learning about, in all, boring characters, that, to top it off, when you want to learn more, they talk with the most horrible animation, one I would see on a very amateur movie.

On a more positive note, I loved the atmosphere, it was inspiring, the sudden ending forest on the windy plain, with the city in the middle, and the very arabian market, nice.

But you REALLY need to make talking between characters not a chore for the watcher, that's all.

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Future Future

Rated 5 / 5 stars


The future has some sort of obsession with neon red and yellow lights.

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: It's A Bald World... : : It's A Bald World... :

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Cure your baldness with bits of ink jabbed in yo' head...

Purgatory Pizza! Purgatory Pizza!

Rated 5 / 5 stars




The Hobbit - Act I The Hobbit - Act I

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Whats red, white, and black all ov- Newspaper.

Oh.. well... Uh.. you answered that one right away...

I read the books, so I got major lulz out of this. I cannot wait until the next!